I Wrote This Last Night... Reading Back, I Realize How Weird I Am

I’m writing this at…. 00.14 8) COS I AM COOL (cool, yes I am cool cool~) Ahh Neko-chan, your GD is affecting us all!

Thanks to Danni, I found two lovely websites today :’) givesmehope.com and mylifeisaverage.com

GMH IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I sat reading it for like…. 3 or 4 hours haha XD My parents came home to me sobbin XD

MLIA is actually hilarious, I preloaded some pages to read when the internet came off, and here are a few that made me LOL:

A little while ago, my friend translated "liar, liar, pants on fire" into French and then back into English. The result was "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted." Today, while standing in line at the check out, a woman tried to convince the cashier that she didn't owe $5.67 but only $4.89. I calculated quickly in my head and immediately blurted out "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!" Best part: The woman screamed and looked. The cashier was crying from laughter. So was the cop standing behind me. MLIA


Today I was chatting online with a friend who lives down the hallway. He "nudged" me, so I "nudged" him. Five seconds later he ran into my room, yelled "NUDGE", pushed me off my chair, and ran off. The war has now begun. MLIA

A few nights ago, I was playing around with the speech command setting on my MacBook. I set the "Alert Option" to warn me right before it went into sleep mode. I decided to set the voice for "Whisper" and for it to say "Hey Baby" before going over the shut down procedure. Last night, while I was out on a walk with my friend, my roommate texted me to say that she almost pooped her pants and punched my computer when it started hitting on her. MLIA


Today, I bought my son a new mattress for his bed. I heard him ask his girlfriend if she wanted to test it out with him. A little later I hear his bed rattling. I open the door to see them both jumping on his bed, they are both 20. MLIA

^ I want a guy like that please XD

All day today, my boyfriend had been ignoring my calls and texts. When I logged onto Twitter, it said he was "Spending the night at home with my favorite girl." Confused and hurt, I went to his house to see what was up. He came to the door with his 4-year old niece, the Little Mermaid playing in the background, holding a big bowl of popcorn mixed with Swedish Fish. Both of them were wearing princess tiaras and mermaid fins. MLIA

^ BAHAHAHA, AND THAT <3


Ahhh~ Today has been kinda fun! Even though I miss Neko-chan a lot! :[
My parents are going out tomorrow again… haha, I guess this is getting me used to living on my own~ (I DON’T WANNA LIVE ALONE (U))
I AM NOW DANCING ON MY BED, bahaha. DIVA DIVA D-D-D-DIVAAAAA
I will be happier : D I promise! I still have fics to read… aww, the fluffiness is amazing *__* I WANT ROMANCE!

Oh, btw, I REFUSE TO GROW UP. Heather reminded me I was nearly 18 when I told her I wanted a Hello Kitty porcelain tea set. I will get a tea set. And I will have tea with Hello Kitty and Stitch. All 4 of them.. XD I think I love him too much… BUT, HE’S A FREAK LIKE ME. And he somehow reminds me of Ruki, he’s short, he’s angry a lot, but he’s so cute and aw… <3

GUESS WHAT I’M LISTENING TO?! NOON! WAIT, WHAT IS WHITE IN KOREAN? I NEED MY ALPHABET!

흰눈 Hen Noon I‘m guessing…. I’m wrong? DARE YOU TELL ME I’M WRONG? Where my bloody alphabet. HEON, I WAS SO CLOSE, I CAN FEEL THE GLORY. It’s pronounced “Hawn” 8) How’d you like me now huh?! HUH?! …. Am calm… -yawns-

I need to post this tomorrow.

I Am SLEEPY!

I had to add him! Ahhh <3

ANYWAY...I'm tired 8) and I've just realised I have no idea of what I want to say haha.

It seems I'm in a betterish mood today! Maybe just cos my tiredness has dulled my thoughts XD

And this duvet is making me too hot to breathe D:

My love for SISQO has been recovered over the past 2 days :') Mainly because of Yoochun's quiz.

"33.) What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: Imcomplete/ SISQO "

I downloaded it earlier, IT'S SO NICE <3

Last but not least, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA <3

This is the Same as a Game not having an End.

I need to rant a bit, because I'm starting a new thing where I don't complain to my friends.

-sigh- I NEED A GOOD LIFE PLEASE.

An exciting one, okay? With friends and love and happiness~

I guess.... I guess I just need to work super hard for it, ne? D: I wish I was born popular, then this wouldn't be so bad. I wouldn't be stuck at home all day on my computer being bored and gaining weight.

Soon I will end up like a whale! I've never in my life been thin, but, eurgh. This is ridiculous!

Okay, I will do this! I will be happy one day. Right? Life must be fair to me...

I was thinking last night, I need a makeover! I look so childish and stupid... But, I kinda don't wanna change who I am.. GAH. Fuck you all! I hate this country. I'm moving to Japan, see ya~

I AM COVERED IN BLOOD.

Well, I was. And now I feel sick from it.

My parents are out again, and Mockasan was on my lap, but, suddenly I felt something went on my leg, and looked down and my whole leg was covered in blood. D:

I had to bandage his paw and clean the kitchen after him spreading blood everywhere ;___;

He seems to be okay now, and I need to create more to eat cos he ate my cereal as a distraction while I was doing his paw~ XD

Eww I feel dizzy >__<

On a lighter note, I still have about... £190 left : D Maybe.. I can't remember. But, I'm going to Merry Hill on Wednesday, so that may soon go down. I don't know whether I want to buy a new phone or not D: I don't use it much...but...I really don't like this one.

Why can't there be a super cute cheap flip phone out?!

They have them in Japan and Korea :( BOOOOOO.

Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

I love Stitch ♥

"Ohana means family, family means no one gets left

behind. Or forgotten."

Today I went shopping with my parents and Uncle and Auntie~ I bought two tops (one is like a dress it's so big D: ), a cute tokidoki type bag annnddd this picture frame with a 3D geisha in.

I can't have any till my birthday though~ Argh.

Going again tomorrow in Solihull, I have £350 left, XD Disney store! ♥

5am is a bad time to be on msn...

Especially on webcam with Neko-chan~

She's so normal, huh? :P My face is red from trying to keep laughter in!! Ahhh xD

Today should be an okay day :3 Nothing is happening..but..it should be okay xD

Did you know Dappy (N-Dubz) got an A in english? -sniggers- Ahhh i'm gonna have so much fun telling this to Neko and Jack!

I might add more here later. Toodles~!

Ohh...This is long..

Hentai = me

Victori = Kasper

This was like in 2008... >__<

hentai says:

This is the part where you are supposed to screeam =O

Victori | It changes your life forever <3

*screeeeams* =O!

I don’t understand why that makes me laugh so much.. Nuuuh, Kasper I miss you!

I hardly speak to him at all now.. He had such a wonderful personality, even with his dodgy English~ X’D He’s perfected it now, aw.

Last night I found convos of our’s I’d printed off and put in a folder >__<

I like looking through my memory boxes!!

I have one full of letters and cards and postcards etc~ and one full of well…forks.. XD Well it has a fork in it. And some other stuff… -gets box from under bed-

The fork was from the first time I ate sushi. Not that I even used the fork… I spent 5 minutes prodding it with my finger and pulling the “skin” off to see whether it was seaweed or fish skin. Luckily it was seaweed…

I’m glad I was vegetarian and couldn’t eat meat, Heather said the meat one will have had Fish skin casing, ewww…

Was that the first time I went to town with her? Noo… Maybe the second. She bought it for me and I bought her a Doctor Who pop up book in return XD Ahh such fond memories.

-looks back in box- The GazettE magnets Chantelle bought me with the NIL album for my 16th..

A empty box of Valentines Day chocolates and the label from the package..

Why do I feel so dorky?

AHHHH MY SOY SAUCE FISHY <3

Everything else in my box:

- “A little book of encouragement” That my cousin Sue bought me along with a teddy bear for my 16th birthday.

- Silver bow from the presents Lizzie bought me last year.

- Drayton manor ticket from when we went in… year 10 I think.

- Rush hour 3 movie stub.

- Purikura with Heather (where on two photos I have my eyes closed… I never did get the hang of it..)

- “The little book of horses and ponies” That Louise bought me in primary school, aw <3

- Hello Kitty paper label thing from the necklace Lizzie bought me.

- Packet my Jade necklace came in. The one that Wrinkles ordered for me.

- Red rose hair pin from my dad’s 60th

- Tweety pie keychain that Wrinkles gave to me from his happy meal, loool. That was so long ago.

-shuts lid-

The box is so cheap… it’s just an old Anna Sui perfume box XD but I liked the size and picture on the front. I just hope no one steals it thinking it’s got the perfume in D: -hugs box-

Ahhh I have so much papers around me! A picture of Uruha for some reason.. Prom photos where everyone looks so dodgy it’s hilarious. Old pictures from my photo frames before I changed them to Ruki and Uruha etc~ Failed printer pictures from ages ago…Yoochun really shouldn’t look orange and have lines on his face >__<>

I wanna look inside my art folder thing.. It’s just a “polly pocket” of papers from my art exam I‘m sure, lets have a look see..

Inside:

- Artist references sheet x2 (I think I stole Andy’s by mistake..)

- A picture of WiL from Aiden O_O

- HILARIOUS photoshopped pictures of my art work. Oh god, I don’t know what I was thinking..

- “GCSE MOCK EXAM PACK DECEMBER 2007”

- A piece of tracing paper

- two pieces of folded up A4... One with random words and a german paragraph on O__O

(“Wenn nichts mehr geht, wird ich ein engel sein für dich allein”

“When nothing goes as it should, I will be an angel, for you alone.”)

- Another piece of a4 with Sonnet 130 written on X’D Aww, I used to love that.

- Yet ANOTHER photocopy of my Shia drawing…Jeez I loved that thing.

- The plastic covering of a card that cost £1.29 X’D

- Cassis lyrics

- Memoirs of a Geisha picture

- Bright pink picture of Gackt hugging a giant teddy bear…

- Bright pink picture of Joshua Von Grimm playing the guitar

- Bright pink picture of Miyavi

- Picture of Gackt sleeping on a piano with pink lines across his face… I think my printer had broken…

- Black and white picture of Joshua Von Grimm

- Another picture of Joshua Von Grimm…

- Another photoshopped picture of my work, yet again looking like a child was left alone to go mad. Oh well, at least it was unique…

MORE BRIGHT PINK PICTURES, dear me, Ruki still manages to look hot when bright pink… :P

Ahhh and printed off convos of me and Lizzie~ I hope no one who doesn’t know me ever finds these, we’d look like psychos XD Example:

(I had taken a picture of my Rubber Ducks after giving them soapy beards and afros…)

NameTheyAllFear: the blue ones eyeing that yellow one up! It’s like “damn…I’d tap that!” and the yellow ones like “…yeeeeah…fuck off ye cunt!” Their expressions XD H I L A R I O U S, the blue one is perverted and the yellow one is uncomfortable.. I mean come on…would YOU sit next to a bearded blue duck with a cone of soap suds on its head? NOOO

I told you, Neko. It’s not my fault I’m weird, look what I grew up with ^ :P

NameTheyAllFear: ..birds don’t need mates?

JADIETUDE*: …To fuck?

NameTheyAllFear: they have a mate…but they don’t sex

JADIETUDE: Like a playmate?

JADIETUDE: THEY DO SEX!

NameTheyAllFear: HOW?!

JADIETUDE: They rub their bums together

* my dad chose the SN.. T___T

Favourite Lizzie quotes: (It was a quiz I’d given her to fill out about me)

11. Favourite TV Show? HIM Exposed: The Truth Behind The Swedish Eyes…

^ HIM are finnish… XD

NameTheyAllFear: technology does not masturbate

^ …. I’m not even going to try and explain…