I Wrote This Last Night... Reading Back, I Realize How Weird I Am

I’m writing this at…. 00.14 8) COS I AM COOL (cool, yes I am cool cool~) Ahh Neko-chan, your GD is affecting us all!

Thanks to Danni, I found two lovely websites today :’) givesmehope.com and mylifeisaverage.com

GMH IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I sat reading it for like…. 3 or 4 hours haha XD My parents came home to me sobbin XD

MLIA is actually hilarious, I preloaded some pages to read when the internet came off, and here are a few that made me LOL:

A little while ago, my friend translated "liar, liar, pants on fire" into French and then back into English. The result was "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted." Today, while standing in line at the check out, a woman tried to convince the cashier that she didn't owe $5.67 but only $4.89. I calculated quickly in my head and immediately blurted out "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!" Best part: The woman screamed and looked. The cashier was crying from laughter. So was the cop standing behind me. MLIA


Today I was chatting online with a friend who lives down the hallway. He "nudged" me, so I "nudged" him. Five seconds later he ran into my room, yelled "NUDGE", pushed me off my chair, and ran off. The war has now begun. MLIA

A few nights ago, I was playing around with the speech command setting on my MacBook. I set the "Alert Option" to warn me right before it went into sleep mode. I decided to set the voice for "Whisper" and for it to say "Hey Baby" before going over the shut down procedure. Last night, while I was out on a walk with my friend, my roommate texted me to say that she almost pooped her pants and punched my computer when it started hitting on her. MLIA


Today, I bought my son a new mattress for his bed. I heard him ask his girlfriend if she wanted to test it out with him. A little later I hear his bed rattling. I open the door to see them both jumping on his bed, they are both 20. MLIA

^ I want a guy like that please XD

All day today, my boyfriend had been ignoring my calls and texts. When I logged onto Twitter, it said he was "Spending the night at home with my favorite girl." Confused and hurt, I went to his house to see what was up. He came to the door with his 4-year old niece, the Little Mermaid playing in the background, holding a big bowl of popcorn mixed with Swedish Fish. Both of them were wearing princess tiaras and mermaid fins. MLIA

^ BAHAHAHA, AND THAT <3


Ahhh~ Today has been kinda fun! Even though I miss Neko-chan a lot! :[
My parents are going out tomorrow again… haha, I guess this is getting me used to living on my own~ (I DON’T WANNA LIVE ALONE (U))
I AM NOW DANCING ON MY BED, bahaha. DIVA DIVA D-D-D-DIVAAAAA
I will be happier : D I promise! I still have fics to read… aww, the fluffiness is amazing *__* I WANT ROMANCE!

Oh, btw, I REFUSE TO GROW UP. Heather reminded me I was nearly 18 when I told her I wanted a Hello Kitty porcelain tea set. I will get a tea set. And I will have tea with Hello Kitty and Stitch. All 4 of them.. XD I think I love him too much… BUT, HE’S A FREAK LIKE ME. And he somehow reminds me of Ruki, he’s short, he’s angry a lot, but he’s so cute and aw… <3

GUESS WHAT I’M LISTENING TO?! NOON! WAIT, WHAT IS WHITE IN KOREAN? I NEED MY ALPHABET!

흰눈 Hen Noon I‘m guessing…. I’m wrong? DARE YOU TELL ME I’M WRONG? Where my bloody alphabet. HEON, I WAS SO CLOSE, I CAN FEEL THE GLORY. It’s pronounced “Hawn” 8) How’d you like me now huh?! HUH?! …. Am calm… -yawns-

I need to post this tomorrow.